mildly amusing stories from my day to day life

I know that I have such an exciting life that you all want to hear every single detail, right? Well, here are a few stories, to try and help satiate your longing for more info about our little family. Many of you have probably heard at least one of them, but here goes anyway.

The other day Bronson was finishing his lunch and wanted to get down. He still had part of a cracker in his hand so I told him that he needed to put it on his tray if he wanted to go play. He promptly stuffed the entire cracker into his mouth (it was probably about 1/3 of a graham cracker.)

Logan knows that he is not allowed to yell in the house so when we go outside he likes to ask me if he can yell, I tell him (usually) that he can. He apparently can't think of anything in particular that he wants to yell so he says "YELL! YELL! YELL!"

Bronson is at a very OCD stage right now where he likes to line everything up. Currently his obsession is with matchbox cars, and he likes to line them up, evenly spaced, on top of either our entertainment center or our kitchen table. If the bench isn't pushed under enough he can't reach the table, at which point I hear angry cries coming from my kitchen.

Bronson also hates being poopy. When I come into check on him he likes to turn his back to me so that I will check his diaper and clean him up.

Another weird thing that Bronson does is hit his head on everything on PURPOSE. This I completely do not understand. He does it all the time. Happy, Frustrated, Craving Attention. I don't know. I know it hurts him, but he just keeps doing it.

Logan is potty-trained. At least he understands the concept enough, just doesn't always follow through. The other day he was supposed to be taking a nap and apparently had to go to the bathroom. Instead of telling me, he decided it would be a better idea to take off his pants and underwear, get a pull-up out of the closet and put it on and then go pee. He also proceeded to put his pants back on, on top of his pull-up and put his underwear away in the drawer.

Well, that is about all I've got for now. Hope you enjoyed my odd little stories. You didn't? Sorry. If you don't like hearing about my boys I guess you shouldn't read my blog anymore. Because they are the only stories I have!

p.s. CONGRATULATIONS to Jen and Ben! They are having a girl! I am so jealous.