Thursday, November 20, 2008

pregnant boy and other short stories

I am sure you have all heard about the man in Oregon who is pregnant, again. Apparently we also have a pregnant male in our house. Logan. Yup, that's right. Logan is pregnant. He told me so. I think it must be contagious or something. He informed me today that he is pregnant with a boy and it is his cousin and he is going to be named Karen. (Hey Amy, looks like Michael isn't alone is his wrong gender name choices!) He also told me that the baby in his tummy is growing an growing and it will come out when I turn 100. Wow, I thought 9 months was long.

Completely separate story. Steve hadn't shaved for a few days and he and Logan were wrestling around. Apparently Logan thought that daddy was too scruffy so he asked daddy if he would go wash it off.

Bronson fell down the stairs yesterday. He doesn't seem to realize that his legs are too short for him to walk down the stairs without holding onto anything. Seriously, this kid is going to give me gray hair! He is constantly climbing on top of things or inside of things or squishing underneath things. What's worse is he is teaching Logan how to do all this stuff too. He is trouble. He falls down constantly and it seems to concentrate on his face. I can't even count how many times he has made his lip bleed or gotten scabs on his nose and forehead. I am sure you can imagine the looks I get from people when I take him out. I promise I am not abusing him!!

4 comments:

cherilyn said...

too funny. karen? ha ha.

Cory and Jill said...

What cute stories Erin! It is so funny what kids say sometimes. Thanks for the call on my birthday! That was so thoughtful. See you on Turkey Day!

Wendy said...

That's hilarious! So does that mean you're going to have a grandson named Karen?

allicat4 said...

Logan has a bun in the oven, I love it! That reminds me of the time when my niece asked me if I had a baby in my tummy. When I told her "no," she asked why my tummy was so fat! I laughed and laughed and laughed....and then started exercising regularly. :)